“I have been a cat person all my adult life. When I was 18 yrs old and not living with my parents I got a dog. My dog had bad habits because I was not a good dog owner being so young. The people I lived with raised game cocks, fighting chickens. My dog would dig into the pens and kill these expensive birds each about 150$. The person whose house I lived at told me I couldn’t keep my dog anymore and with her bad habits there would be no one else that would keep her either. I was convinced by this person that the most humane thing for me to do was to put my dog to sleep. I did. It was so awful. I didn’t plan it this way but I never got another dog in my whole entire adult life. I moved to Spokane, Wa. and I settled down into a house that came with a full fenced yard. Then one day my girlfriend came home from work with the ugliest red nosed Pomeranian and gave him to me. I was 43 yrs old. I am bipolar and this dog has been my best psyche medication I have ever had. I live for my dog Biffidous Regularus. He is the most handsome dog ever. I tell him that he is a remarkable creation of sheer beauty custom designed especially for me by my God. BTW: His name comes from the Activia yogurt commercial on television. His name is the ingredient in Activia yogurt that Jamie Liegh Curtis claims will guarantee to make you regular in two weeks or your money back. My Biffidous Regulaus has made my life regular. I have done so well with being a dog’s keeper this time my girlfriend and I went out and purchased a Yorkie for her. We didn’t know any breeders so we went to the local pet store and got Tyke Tyke Tiggerson. Tyke Tyke is a very sensitive Yorkie. We think he was taken from his mama too soon. When we got him he was only 8 weeks old. He turned out to be 17lbs of a Yorkie boy. We love him so much! Then I met a Yorkie breeder in my city on facebook. We got to be friends this way. One day, a few months back, she asked me if I wanted to get her Yorkie boy puppy. She said she just knew by all the pics I posted on facebook that if we got him he would have a great life. How cool is that? She reached out to me. Anyways, I explained we didn’t have enough money to get another expensive dog and she gave him to us for a fraction of the price and took payments. That is how much she wanted him to come to us to live forever. The breeder had already named him Sam so we got him and named him Samsonite. He has got to be a tough little piece of luggage to hang with his two older and much bigger brothers. He was 12 weeks old when we brought him home. Samsonite is a little scrapper puppy. In one pic he had been biting Tyke Tyke out in the yard and Tyke Tyke had enough. I hope you enjoy these five pics. If you or anybody else wants to see more pics of my dogs they are plastered all over my wall photos album on facebook.”
